January 4, 2008

Foam or Tampons? BOTH!!

From the title you might think this is a porn blog. Be assured that it is not, but the two mothers here at work have been very busy when I was away on vacation. The title however, is for the very well thought of prank's they had awaiting my return. I had four days of vacation, so they had a practical joke for each day that I was away. You must be wondering what they did because that title is still running through your head.....











Exhibit A (for vacation day #1 - 12/26)
They thought this would be good as a new feature on my desktop replacing the picture of the kids! Now I think you would agree with me in saying - - "NASTY!"



Exhibit B (for vacation day #2 - 12/27)
We have an intern coming to train with the Sales Department here and they thought to leave this note on my desk signed by my boss(who was also in on it)...
NOTE: A-Sales Intern B-Big Boss

...I wasn't laughing. Then to leave this pile of crap in its place...
...I still wasn't laughing. If you knew one thing about me, it is that I love the swivel office chair...
...and there it was being held hostage in a storage room.(The moms had me good on this one and they finally told me the truth when I was demanding an order be made up for a new chair)


Exhibit C (for vacation day #3 - 12/28)
This day should not even be considered because the Moms will not admit to me, but I know they only worked half the day. They still didn't let it slide so they decided to put this in all my desk drawers....
...It was not fun taking them all out. I think you all know what I mean. Those damn foam peanuts.

Exhibit D (for vacation day #4 - 12/31)

I think they ran out of good ideas on this one...

Did you see it, try and look closer...
For the men who even need a closer look...

...the dispatcher here at work heard about this one and could not stop laughing. Of course I did not see this one coming, someone had to ask about why I had this in my pen holder. Ha Ha!!

Now that you see what I am up against here, maybe you will dig into your bag of ideas and send me good pranks when they(the moms) leave on vacation. I think they are afraid to request days off because they know I am watching that calender like a hawk.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

What about the screen saver on your desktop that said, "I AM GAY"? That was funny too! Or are you too embarrassed by that one to mention it? These pranks seem even funnier when you talk about them. What you don't know is that they took us all of 15 minutes the day before you came back! We are so good!

I can't believe you unwrapped the tampon. I wanted that back!

xo - Mom #2

jason said...

Mom #2-
Your "I AM GAY" prank did not even work.

She had to show me later because it was not set up right on my computer. So I see it as a failed attempt and does not have the respect from me to even be mentioned.

Anonymous said...

It was not a failed attempt. It was there - you just couldn't see it. If you had your stupid computer set up so a dumb screen saver would have come on - it would have worked. And it was still funny!!!

lindsey said...

They got you good! hahahahaha!

When we went on vacation last summer a guy at Ammons work labeled everything in his cublicle and I mean EVERYTHING.

Hit Ammon up for ideas, he has done a few mean things to people in the office.

erin said...

How come I have to read about this on your blog? I live with you remember!! We can come up with some good ones to get back at them.

Spammon said...

BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Man, the tampon is awesome. And that fat guy in the box is a turn on.

One guy was out of town and left his car at the office parking lot. So we decided to put it up for sale on Craigslist and KSl Cars for a reasonable price of $2000. He got about 30 calls in about 15 minutes and no clue what they were talking about. Then the day he came back we completely filled his car up with those foam peanuts.

I've got some great ideas for you, but since they are reading your blog, we need to find other means of communication.

jason said...

Anyone can email me with good office pranks at jrock@live.com

Anonymous said...

Just remember that the "Moms" are old, especially Mom #1. A car full of foam peanuts could cause cardiac arrest. There is also the menopause factor, which could cause homicidal tendencies when put in stressful situations.

Anonymous said...

ditto to above comment

xo - Mom #2

jason said...

Spammon - Nice ideas and I think they will come in handy some day! (remember you can email me good ideas jrock@live.com)

Moms #1 & #2 - It seems that you both are trying to secrectly appologise to me before I rein on you parade...or are you two just a little paranoid?

Ha Ha He He HA HA!!!!

shauna said...

Oh my gosh. I love you, Jas. But these ladies rock! I'm torn between your desktop art and the tampon in your pin jar. Mom #1 and #2 (reminiscent of Thing #1 and #2)...I'm not worthy...

:) Jason, you still rock too (I'm sure Spammon can give you lots of awesome ideas!)