I get several Emails every week here at work and I decided to do something with them. I am starting a weekly series on "The Wickedy Wack" called MONDAY MAIL! I will take the funniest email from the previous week and post it on Monday. I warn you that some will be better then others because I get some pretty lame ones. I will also take out the distasteful ones that come to me (whether I like it or not). This one is pretty good, its called "I am my own Grandpa!" You may have to watch it twice to get it, I know I did.
February 25, 2008
Monday Mail
February 19, 2008
Pipe Plant Explosion!
We have been so busy here at work with the Exposion that I missed my scheduled pranks for Mom #1! Those who live in Utah might have heard about the pipe plant explosion in Provo already. Yes, that is us... The good news is: Everyone is OK and there is no fatalities, there is one man in the Hospital and he is in stable condition and doing great (as far as I know). Our prayers are with him. The bad news is: Our facility will be shut down for an undetermined amount of time. I am not allowed to give any information in regards to the explosion. I will post more when I am allowed. Here are some pictures to tye you over...
The explosion caused many of the side panels to blow out!
We also lost many windows as did many neighboring houses that are nearby.
Look how the wall has been pushed out on this room!
I think you can all agree that we have much work to do so we can be back in operation.
January 29, 2008
The Name Game
This was a game from Spammon at the Daily Rebuttal. I used Ask.com to search for the first image that matches my name.
I have always gone by Jason and it is actually my middle name and my first name is Ralph so I did both.
Jason: Everyone should have guessed this one and I couldn't be more proud to be compared to a psychopathic killer. Love it!! 
Ralph: Need I say more....
I have always gone by Jason and it is actually my middle name and my first name is Ralph so I did both.
Jason: Everyone should have guessed this one and I couldn't be more proud to be compared to a psychopathic killer. Love it!!
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Ralph: Need I say more....
January 27, 2008
If you're not a genius...
January 24, 2008
"I can't lift this box!"
Mom #1 really did it this time. This story is too funny not to tell.
I went into their office to ask about some packages they where putting together to be mailed out the next day. When I entered their office to my amazement they where both absent from their desks. Across the hall I began to hear Mom #2 laughing hysterically and yelling "Jason come in here, you have to see this..." over and over again. I went into the mail room and tried to ask a question when Mom #2 interrupted me and said, "Look under this box, you have to see this...."
I asked myself. What is so funny about a box sitting on the table. Mom #1 said, "Look under the box, look, look!" I could hardly understand what she was saying because of the constant gasping for air from the laughter. As I leaned over and looked under the box I almost fell to the floor from what I just saw. Mom #2 was now laughing and said "I couldn't figure out why I could not lift the box!" We where all laughing and she would not let me take a picture for the blog so I hope you can use your imagination....
SHE TAPED THE BOX TO THE CORNER OF THE DESK AND THEY BOTH COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHY NEITHER OF THEM COULD LIFT THE BOX!! I think we all need a little professional help here at the d@#! pipe plant.
I went into their office to ask about some packages they where putting together to be mailed out the next day. When I entered their office to my amazement they where both absent from their desks. Across the hall I began to hear Mom #2 laughing hysterically and yelling "Jason come in here, you have to see this..." over and over again. I went into the mail room and tried to ask a question when Mom #2 interrupted me and said, "Look under this box, you have to see this...."
I asked myself. What is so funny about a box sitting on the table. Mom #1 said, "Look under the box, look, look!" I could hardly understand what she was saying because of the constant gasping for air from the laughter. As I leaned over and looked under the box I almost fell to the floor from what I just saw. Mom #2 was now laughing and said "I couldn't figure out why I could not lift the box!" We where all laughing and she would not let me take a picture for the blog so I hope you can use your imagination....
SHE TAPED THE BOX TO THE CORNER OF THE DESK AND THEY BOTH COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHY NEITHER OF THEM COULD LIFT THE BOX!! I think we all need a little professional help here at the d@#! pipe plant.
January 10, 2008
Crack in the Cupola
Cupola - Cu.po.la \'kyu-qe-le, -,lo\ n [It, fr. L cupula, dim. of cupa tub] a vertical cylindrical furnace for melting iron in the foundry that has tuyeres and tapping spouts near the bottom.
SMORES ANYONE?
We had a mini shut down here at the foundry because the cupola had a crack in it. So as you can see in the following pictures we had molten iron pooring onto the floor (don't worry nobody was injured from this.) I thought you might like the pictures.
SMORES ANYONE?January 7, 2008
Upcoming Events
I noticed in the office today that Mom #1 has posted her first 5 of 20 days on the vacation calendar for 2008. I have much time to prepare so maybe I can get some help from you all (email suggestions to jrock@live.com) who have experience in the area of office pranks.
Take note on the days that she has posted on the calendar. February 18th - February 22nd are the days and I have about a month and a half to get everything ready for action. Wish me luck!
Coming up:
Mom #1 : Feb. 18th - Feb. 22nd
Mom #2 : April 7th - April 9th
Take note on the days that she has posted on the calendar. February 18th - February 22nd are the days and I have about a month and a half to get everything ready for action. Wish me luck!
Coming up:
Mom #1 : Feb. 18th - Feb. 22nd
Mom #2 : April 7th - April 9th
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