CAN YOU: "NAME THAT DEAD THING!"

Yes people! I am attempting my first giveaway here on The Wickedy Wack. There will be prizes at the end so tell your friends and family because everyone can play. Here are the rules!

1. The game will start exactly NOW!! It will continue for six weeks!

2. My boss here at work loves the art of taxidermy and has several trophies on the walls here at my place of work. It will be somewhat the same type of game Lindsey at the Daily Knack did at Christmas time and gave away that sweet scarf that now belongs to Erin. Only this time it is with dead stuff on walls. I will post a small picture of the dead thing and you have a week to guess what it is or until the next dead thing is posted. I will post the next dead item between Thurs and Sat (it will keep you guessing).

3. I will tally and keep track of all the guesses that you have right. You can only guess once so take your time -you have a week. I am going to try and make it tricky!! HA HA!

4. There will be prizes and I have gathered some sponsors who will be donating items as prizes. If you win you will be able to chose one of the following prizes.

Prize #1

This game is sponsored by none other than "Mom #1" and her company "Peacock Chic"! The top winner can choose one of the following prizes. I was going to apologise to the men for not having any manly prizes but I am not going to so gut up, if you don't have a wife or significant other then you have a mother. Everyone has someone to play for! (Peacock Chic makes all their jewelry with fine gemstones and real crystal and silver - est. retail value: $20 per pair)

Prize #2

It is also sponsored by TAGYOUAREIT on Etsy! Hand crafted by Erin and made with love. You can choose anything on the site up to $15 or Erin can customize one with the colors that you like with a matching burp rag. (again to the men "GET OVER IT"! I may do this again so if you know someone who would like to sponsor the next "Name That Dead Thing" game they are welcome to with some manly gifts. Like a rambo knife or cabellas gift card. For now we would like to thank Peacock Chic and TagYouAreIt for sponsoring this one. Thanks

Here is Dead Thing #1....GO!

Taste of Spring

I know some of you might be jealous but I get a great view here in my office. I was feeling the warmth come through the other day. I love spring time and I hope it plans on staying for awhile this year. How bout them mountains?


Sometimes I feel like jumping out the window and climbing that mountain!

Monday Mail

Here are the best emails that I received this week from work. I have posted two today. One is for the Women and one is for Men. I just didn't want one or the other to feel left out. These are exactly how I received them. ENJOY!



FOR THE WOMEN:



Not sure if this is true??

''THE WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE!"Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said: "NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, travelled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theatre, never watched sports, never wore friggin' lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants and was pleasant all the time. The End .



FOR THE MEN:



WHY MEN HAVE BETTER FRIENDS



Friendship between Women:A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at her girlfriend's house.The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew about it.
Friendship between Men:A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a buddy's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.



Have a good Monday!

Office Lemons

It would be nice if Plants where as easy to raise as Children. Don't get me wrong, children do require more attention and you have to constantly watch over them and feed them and bathe them. Mostly so you don't look so white trashy. I say this because every time Erin and I try to be a little more green(by this I mean green thumb). We always manage to murder the plants that we so carefully planted and promised to watch over. Why are they so hard to keep alive? The answer to this question remains a mystery to Jason and Erin.

Maybe we didn't pay attention when they said, "If you want to see if you are ready for kids get a pet or a plant and take care of it and if after a year or two it is still alive you are ready." So, I think we are passing at being parents of Children but not plants. I guess we just got it backwards.

I have to brag about the plant in my office. Two years ago Mom #2 brought a lemon to work to sour up something in her lunch. I decided to take all the seeds in the lemon and plant them in a pot. Everyone thought I was crazy and after several weeks I was about to believe them and give up. Almost exactly three months later we had about 5 seeds sprout up. I gave four away to others in the office and none were alive after 6 months. I guess they don't have green thumbs either. The one that I kept is about 2 years old and still kick-in it in the sun.


Nice isn't it. I am quite proud of my plant. Not because it has grown so big in two years, but only because it is still alive. Erin - I guess we are NOW ready for kids, but I think we are 3 times too late for that.

Monday Mail

I could not stop laughing when I listened to this. I even chuckle when I think about it...



This is my Monday Mail - Check it out!

Monday Mail

I get several Emails every week here at work and I decided to do something with them. I am starting a weekly series on "The Wickedy Wack" called MONDAY MAIL! I will take the funniest email from the previous week and post it on Monday. I warn you that some will be better then others because I get some pretty lame ones. I will also take out the distasteful ones that come to me (whether I like it or not). This one is pretty good, its called "I am my own Grandpa!" You may have to watch it twice to get it, I know I did.

Pipe Plant Explosion!

We have been so busy here at work with the Exposion that I missed my scheduled pranks for Mom #1! Those who live in Utah might have heard about the pipe plant explosion in Provo already. Yes, that is us... The good news is: Everyone is OK and there is no fatalities, there is one man in the Hospital and he is in stable condition and doing great (as far as I know). Our prayers are with him. The bad news is: Our facility will be shut down for an undetermined amount of time. I am not allowed to give any information in regards to the explosion. I will post more when I am allowed. Here are some pictures to tye you over...

The explosion caused many of the side panels to blow out!

We also lost many windows as did many neighboring houses that are nearby.

Look how the wall has been pushed out on this room!

I think you can all agree that we have much work to do so we can be back in operation.