The Name Game

This was a game from Spammon at the Daily Rebuttal. I used Ask.com to search for the first image that matches my name.

I have always gone by Jason and it is actually my middle name and my first name is Ralph so I did both.

Jason: Everyone should have guessed this one and I couldn't be more proud to be compared to a psychopathic killer. Love it!!

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Ralph: Need I say more....

If you're not a genius...

...you may not understand this blog. According to this website, I write to a genius audience.

Take that Shauna! HA! (It has to be a default on the website...but it is still something to brag about.)

"I can't lift this box!"

Mom #1 really did it this time. This story is too funny not to tell.

I went into their office to ask about some packages they where putting together to be mailed out the next day. When I entered their office to my amazement they where both absent from their desks. Across the hall I began to hear Mom #2 laughing hysterically and yelling "Jason come in here, you have to see this..." over and over again. I went into the mail room and tried to ask a question when Mom #2 interrupted me and said, "Look under this box, you have to see this...."

I asked myself. What is so funny about a box sitting on the table. Mom #1 said, "Look under the box, look, look!" I could hardly understand what she was saying because of the constant gasping for air from the laughter. As I leaned over and looked under the box I almost fell to the floor from what I just saw. Mom #2 was now laughing and said "I couldn't figure out why I could not lift the box!" We where all laughing and she would not let me take a picture for the blog so I hope you can use your imagination....



SHE TAPED THE BOX TO THE CORNER OF THE DESK AND THEY BOTH COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHY NEITHER OF THEM COULD LIFT THE BOX!! I think we all need a little professional help here at the d@#! pipe plant.

Crack in the Cupola

Cupola - Cu.po.la \'kyu-qe-le, -,lo\ n [It, fr. L cupula, dim. of cupa tub] a vertical cylindrical furnace for melting iron in the foundry that has tuyeres and tapping spouts near the bottom.

We had a mini shut down here at the foundry because the cupola had a crack in it. So as you can see in the following pictures we had molten iron pooring onto the floor (don't worry nobody was injured from this.) I thought you might like the pictures.

SMORES ANYONE?

Upcoming Events

I noticed in the office today that Mom #1 has posted her first 5 of 20 days on the vacation calendar for 2008. I have much time to prepare so maybe I can get some help from you all (email suggestions to jrock@live.com) who have experience in the area of office pranks.

Take note on the days that she has posted on the calendar. February 18th - February 22nd are the days and I have about a month and a half to get everything ready for action. Wish me luck!

Coming up:
Mom #1 : Feb. 18th - Feb. 22nd
Mom #2 : April 7th - April 9th

Foam or Tampons? BOTH!!

From the title you might think this is a porn blog. Be assured that it is not, but the two mothers here at work have been very busy when I was away on vacation. The title however, is for the very well thought of prank's they had awaiting my return. I had four days of vacation, so they had a practical joke for each day that I was away. You must be wondering what they did because that title is still running through your head.....

Exhibit A (for vacation day #1 - 12/26)

They thought this would be good as a new feature on my desktop replacing the picture of the kids! Now I think you would agree with me in saying - - "NASTY!"

Exhibit B (for vacation day #2 - 12/27)

We have an intern coming to train with the Sales Department here and they thought to leave this note on my desk signed by my boss(who was also in on it)...

NOTE: A-Sales Intern B-Big Boss

...I wasn't laughing. Then to leave this pile of crap in its place...

...I still wasn't laughing. If you knew one thing about me, it is that I love the swivel office chair...

...and there it was being held hostage in a storage room.(The moms had me good on this one and they finally told me the truth when I was demanding an order be made up for a new chair)

Exhibit C (for vacation day #3 - 12/28)

This day should not even be considered because the Moms will not admit to me, but I know they only worked half the day. They still didn't let it slide so they decided to put this in all my desk drawers....

...It was not fun taking them all out. I think you all know what I mean. Those damn foam peanuts.

Exhibit D (for vacation day #4 - 12/31)

I think they ran out of good ideas on this one...

Did you see it, try and look closer...
For the men who even need a closer look...

...the dispatcher here at work heard about this one and could not stop laughing. Of course I did not see this one coming, someone had to ask about why I had this in my pen holder. Ha Ha!!

Now that you see what I am up against here, maybe you will dig into your bag of ideas and send me good pranks when they(the moms) leave on vacation. I think they are afraid to request days off because they know I am watching that calender like a hawk.