Name That Dead Thing #4

Here is the answer to Dead Thing #3

CONGRATS for those who guessed Mountain Lion or Cougar!!

Here are the Standings:

• mamaholstein - 2/6
• linds - 1/6
• kellyo75 - 1/6
• spammon - 1/6
• denise - 1/6
• bfun1 - 0/6
• mom - 0/6
• jen - 0/6
• shauna - 0/6
• ellen - 0/6
• christie - 0/6

HERE IS DEAD THING #4

Good Luck!!

Monday Mail

Master Card Wedding!!

You got to love this guy...

This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.











After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.

He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.

He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of every one's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.








Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man! The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, 'F---you!' Then he turned to his bride and said, 'F--- you! 'Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, 'I'm outta here.

'He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.


His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells!
Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless' commercial out of this?


Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends:
$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion:
$3,000.
Deluxe two-week honeymoon accommodations in Maui :
$8,500.
The look on every one's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man:
Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD






A MasterCard Wedding
'Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches, it's more like a jar of Jalapenos--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow......'

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Dead Thing #3

Here is the answer to #2!!

Its a bear peeing on a Fire Hydrant!!

Here are the standings :

• erin - 2/6 - Disqualified
• mamaholstein - 1/6
• kellyo75 - 1/6
• bfun1 - 0/6
• linds - 0/6
• spammon - 0/6
• mom - 0/6
• jen - 0/6
• denise - 0/6
• shauna - 0/6
• ellen - 0/6
• christie - 0/6

Here is Dead Thing #3

Second Clue on Dead Thing #2

Nobody guessed right. Well, except Erin because she is freaking awesome! (and had seen all the stuff before but whatever...)



Here is another clue. See if you can guess what it is:

Good Luck!

Monday Mail!

POOR CONFUSED MOOSE!!

Is this what you call STATUEtory RAPE ?? I THINK SO!!

"Name That Dead Thing" #2

Nobody guessed the first one right (maybe I will have to make the next one easier!) You all need to study up on your roadkill and visit Cabella's more often. Here are the standings on the game for all who voted:

Linds : 0/6

Spammon : 0/6

Denise : 0/6

Jen : 0/6

Shauna : 0/6

Ellen : 0/6

Erin : 1/6 - Erin is disqualified only for the fact that she has been here 500 times and knows all the animals here and the kids always demand a tour because there are certain ones they always want to pet!

This is sad!

Here is the answer (be prepared to slap yourself across the face)-

IT'S A BEAVER!!!

Here is Dead Thing #2 -