May 5, 2008

Monday Mail!!

SORRY I HAVE BEEN A SLACKER ON THE MONDAY MAIL!! HERE YOU GO!
OOOH!! I will never complain about my kids AGAIN!!!

I swear I saw him (or her) in the Circus when I was a kid! Spammons right, Clowns are freaking scary!



Tell me again where I sign up for this club!




I think he wants to make it look like he is a mother of 12 and 85 years old.




What amazing things they can do with plastic surgery these days, wait....here is another....



COOL! You can even get spikes. (wonder if they are drilled into his skull)


Dude! Check this out the new beer bong through the nose...Yea! THAT'S RIGHT-I AM THE MAN. READ THE STOMACH!




I wounder what it would feel like if this guy got in a water skiing accident. OUCH!




Check my lip out, Angelina Jolie eat your heart out.





I bet he has a shoe lace for every color shirt...I mean you have to match with a style like this!





Turn your flash of when you take a picture of this guy! BLING BLING!! You ain't got notin on this $50,000 mouth!!


This will definitely help my snoring problem!


I keep trying to talk Erin into this one. I thinks it would help anyone go up a notch on the sexy scale!


A drink holder. Why didn't I think of that?





DUDE! Watch me spit loogies through the hole. Just call me "Bull".





Lets hope the one on the right isn't the mentor for the one on the left!

AND THE GRAND FINALLY...


I was going to join in, but there was too many people in line and there wasn't an extra hook for me. DANG!

5 comments:

lindsey said...

I had to scroll through these fast! OUCH!

Mama Smurf said...

O....M....G....

That is just wrong!

Really wrong!

Nasty!

What the hell do they do when they have a cold! How do you blow a nose like that!

These people need some serious help!

Anonymous said...

I want to puke. Really. I am not just saying that. I really, really want to puke!

Mom #2

erin said...

Yeah....never gonna happen!

Anonymous said...

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