Where Have I Been?

sleeping...
playing...
balding...
mocking...
goofing...
celebrating...

strategizing...
fighting...

Living life.

...and apparently wearing the same shirt the whole time.

Huh!

???????????????

"Name That Dead Thing" Givaway!!

Aparently Mamaholstein gave her gift away to linds from the Daily Knack. So email me what you want as your prize Linds... jrock@live.com

Here is the proof - Mamaholstein is crazy I guess!

Hey Jason,

Woo Hoo!!! I won!! My son is into all kinds of animals so that is how I got the pronghorn. My son rocks!!!

I was just playing for fun so as far as the prize goes I think you should let Linds have pick of my winnings. I think I remember her commenting that she'd like a pair of the earrings or something like that. I don't know her or any of you so it might be weird but that's how I am. Weird. :)

Thanks for the fun!! I love your blog and Erin's too!!

Mamaholstein

Monday Mail!!

SORRY I HAVE BEEN A SLACKER ON THE MONDAY MAIL!! HERE YOU GO!

OOOH!! I will never complain about my kids AGAIN!!!

I swear I saw him (or her) in the Circus when I was a kid! Spammons right, Clowns are freaking scary!



Tell me again where I sign up for this club!




I think he wants to make it look like he is a mother of 12 and 85 years old.

What amazing things they can do with plastic surgery these days, wait....here is another....

COOL! You can even get spikes. (wonder if they are drilled into his skull)

Dude! Check this out the new beer bong through the nose...Yea! THAT'S RIGHT-I AM THE MAN. READ THE STOMACH!

I wounder what it would feel like if this guy got in a water skiing accident. OUCH!

Check my lip out, Angelina Jolie eat your heart out.

I bet he has a shoe lace for every color shirt...I mean you have to match with a style like this!

Turn your flash of when you take a picture of this guy! BLING BLING!! You ain't got notin on this $50,000 mouth!!

This will definitely help my snoring problem!

I keep trying to talk Erin into this one. I thinks it would help anyone go up a notch on the sexy scale!

A drink holder. Why didn't I think of that?

DUDE! Watch me spit loogies through the hole. Just call me "Bull".

Lets hope the one on the right isn't the mentor for the one on the left!

AND THE GRAND FINALLY...

I was going to join in, but there was too many people in line and there wasn't an extra hook for me. DANG!

THE WINNER!!

Congratulations to Mammaholtein in naming the most dead things. She successfully named 4 out of 6.(I don't know how you got pronghorn antelope)

Everyone go and visit and congratulate Mamaholstein!!

Final Dead Thing - Clue!!

Here is a clue...

The contest will end on Weds 30th at midnight. Good Luck!

FINAL in "Name That Dead Thing"

Here is the answer to #5

Its a RACOON!!




I am only listing those who have a chance, so here are the standings:

• erin 6/6 - disqulified!!
• spammon 3/6
• mamaholstein 3/6
• linds 2/6

Here is DEAD THING NUMBER 6 - be specific!!